Yes i shot you “the bird”

Reason:
1: you parked in front of the gas pump blocking my way to it
2: you stared at me the entire time you backed out then passed me
3: you bypassed three different exits from the store that all lead out to the same road just to fucking stare at me some more

Did i give any indication that i wanted you to stare at me? No. I just wanted you to move your beat up pos honda out of my way so i could pump my gas and get back to work.

I hate it whwn people sit next to me in fast food places
Especially when two seconda ago i jad the whole place to myself
I like to look around when im eating
Now i cant look that way
Cause youre sitting there
And i dont want you to think im looking at you
Fuck

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via everythingbagelwithcreamcheese)

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via chaoticallycalm)

Tired of living in the fucking bible belt of america.
I cant even order food to go without everyone staring at me for my tattoos.
I love my tattoos, everyone who doesn’t can fuck off.